Family program

This is the happy one
This is the one where everything goes right
No anger or madness
Depression or anguish
In this one, the guy gets the girl
the girl gets the ring
the guy has the money
and the girl has no gag reflex
This is the one where John comes back from Iraq unscathed
Where Cathy was never raped
Where Paul decides not to cheat on his twenty something year old fiance
with a five foot-seven pouty lipped slut named Mitch
with no gag reflex
This is the one the tabloids will not have a ball with
This is the one everyone forgets tomorrow
This is the happy one