Chuck Drank Alone

All you people
wanna do
is sit around talkin'
'bout obscure music
or micro brews
or hole in the wall thrift shops

and while
I like my Dead Guy Ale best
when listening to the Afternoon Naps
wearing my favorite
little league t-shirt

I'm kind of tired
of being so cool
and I'm likin' it more
when I'm drinkin' alone