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I believe in the theory of evolution.
Little changes add up, and soon one man's chimp
is another man's Attorney General.
It's all incrimental change.

Lamark said that if you cut off
a monkey's tail,
it's offspring wouldn't have one.
He was an idiot.
But somehow I still know his name.
Scream loud enough and anyone can be heard.

You can't evolve by choice.
Any changes you make will be temporary, and
are gone when you turn to dust.
Natural Selection? That's just a fancy way of saying
Roll Of The Dice.
I mean...
Come on, do we really need pandas?