Why Men go Mad

The full moon

It will pull at the tides of your mind, AND at the responsive bodies of every woman exposed to enough of its milky light. You can sense it and you can smell them. You should remember the moon when you’re robbing liquor stores or writing poetry or dancing wildly for reasons you don’t understand. Know that cycles are ending and beginning tonight! That your frenzy is caused by gravity and biology! Know that this feeling is just low tide and wanting madly every woman in the world all at once. This is Romance! This is Science! But it is just the moon.