A Drink or Two

I had a drink or two tonight
I wobbled a little
Adjusted my neck
Stretched my back out
And we got to talking
I had a drink or two tonight
And I realised everything that was wrong with you
So I told you
And then you cried
After I laughed for awhile
I had a drink or two tonight
I threw my glass against the wall
Almost got my ass kicked
I pressed my lips against his girlfriend
And said happy new year in March
I had a drink or two tonight
I strtd ta slurrr
I started to swear
But I made no promises