"What I'm really good At"

I can run pretty
fast.
I've been known to outsmoke
the best of'em.
I watch and notice people
pretty well.
I'm a pretty good writer
(so my friends say)
I can hold my own
when fucking.
and I can masterbate
while driving.
My mom says I'm
a people person,
but what I'm really good at
is grabbing the exact amount
of 3rd class bundled mail
to deliver to the right
amount of houses
down one side
of the street and up
the other.