An emaciated Asian
In spandex
Dancing like a cartoon skeleton
And I’m drunk again
This bender just won’t
End and
I think it’s because of you
I wouldn’t care
If this was one
Of those things
An affair
You know
Go on and keep you’re girlfriend
But on me
A good lay
You could depend
In the morning
I wouldn’t be there
Because I checked you’re
Refrigerator
And there’s no eggs
And there’s no bourbon
If you really wanted me
Well…
There would be